█ Why Guitars are better than Women █

Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have.
Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played.
You can share your Guitar with your friends.
You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new Guitar" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.
Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.
If your Guitar is flat you can fix it.
Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it.